Thursday, August 07, 2008

What Have I Written?

I went to the doctor this week. He asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a writer.

"What have you written?" he asked.

"Oh you know." I said.

"The new Grisham Novel."

"A little Stephen King."

"Parts of the bible."

"Oh and I have a poker blog."

There was a lull in the conversation so I asked him who he's operated on.

He listed some names but there was no one worth mentioning.

1 comment:

Check Raise Chin said...

Dude, you forgot to mention that your'e the commissioner of the greatest fantasy football league in the known universe.....